The Day My Dog Saved Me From a Speeding Ticket"

So, this one time, I got pulled over by the cops because I was speeding. I was doing 55 in a 45 zone, rookie mistake, right? Anyway, I thought I’d play it cool, apologize, take the ticket, and be on my way. Well, that’s not how it went down.

The cop comes over, I roll down the window and before he could even say anything, my girlfriend’s Chihuahua, Peanut, who was chilling in the backseat, jumps into my lap. Now, Peanut has this thing for high pitched noises, and the cop’s radio was blaring. This little ankle-biter goes absolutely batsh*t insane, howling and growling and barking like he’s possessed or something. The cop jumps back, I’m trying to get a grip on this psycho-dog and the next thing we know, Peanut has actually gotten hold of the speeding ticket, shredding it to pieces. The cop was so startled he just burst out laughing and told me to get the hell out of there. I swear, I’ve never driven so carefully in my life.

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