The Christmas Proposal Fiasco"

So, last Christmas, right? My brother decides it's the perfect time to propose to his girlfriend of 3 months. I mean, who wouldn't want a holiday proposal, right? So as the day unfolds, his soon-to-be fiancée is assigned the task of making the dessert for our family's Christmas dinner. Nothing too fancy, just a pumpkin pie.

Now, he's got this whole plan to propose using the pie. He's gonna hide the ring in the whipped cream on top, then watch her face light up as she finds it. Well, joke's on him. My nut of an aunt decides she wants to help out with dessert, and no one's the wiser about my brother's grand plan.

My aunt whips up the cream and slaps it on the pie without a second thought. When the pie is served and the girlfriend starts digging in, there's a ringing metal sound. Aunt shrieks, "I think I lost my false teeth!", only to find a diamond ring staring back at her from the pie! The girlfriend is confused, my brother's face is redder than a tomato and my aunt, well... let's just say she found her teeth!

What a godd*mn Christmas that was!

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