The Unattended Baby Incident

So, I booked this charming little pad in Amsterdam through Airbnb for a solo vacation, right? Photos looked great–pristine condition, cute decor–the works. Now, imagine my horror when I rock up to this seemingly picturesque little apartment to find it… downright disgusting. The couch? Covered in stickiness, that I soon discovered was pet fur. Then there's the bedroom, complete with questionable stains on the duvet and a broken bed frame. But, wait for the pièce de résistance - discovered an unattended baby chunking away in the corner chewing on some old pizza crust. I noped out of there quicker than you can say "refund". So much for my peaceful Dutch getaway.

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